Hello we are the phandom and we dont mean to brag
But we witnessed the wedding of dil and T-bag
So prepare for prepare for an attack if you dont ship phan
Cause this rap’s all about our dads Phil and Dan

First things first Phil is smol
And Dan is a giant meme
And everytime that they upload we fall off our chairs and scream!
Fanfic, whiskers, otp, yep that’s phan
And to think it all started with a ‘hi my name is ‘Dan’
We save up all are our money
So we can buy their merch
Better delete my history
After that phan smut that I searched
They only reason that we live
When we really want to die
If cause Dan and Phil told us to craft! Not Cry.

Reasons why we’re all trash
I’ll give you some:

#Dick
The Hat Fic,
That shit made me feel real sick
Dan and phil uploaded? Quick!
seen every video, there is to see
Philtrash number two? It’s me
Dan always falls off his chair
Why is my life so unfair…

Repress it? yup

We’re gonna go and watch phan
Because we’re really sad
Tatinof was 'the most fun that we have ever had’
Here at fangirl station,
We have trash appreciation
Oh and guess what?
We’re the phandom nation!

So subscribe! To Amazingphil and Danisnotonfire
If you want to have no social life
Until they retire
So leave a comment with your reaction
And remember stay random!
Cause you just witness the roast of the whole entire phandom!