(just a lil note i know it’s late as i had work but i had a lot of requests to continue to do them so do them i shall)
He’s wearing his natural hair and his weed jumper (Which isn’t ugly by the way don’t be a hoe)
Hobbit hair will be a random thing so prepare your hormonal selves
“Is this cute or does this need to be abolished I can’t decide” about a wayward curl
He will watch Stranger Things
Also don’t ask him for advice on uni lmao
“Talk about your nails’ okay I’m getting an idea of the priorities here”
“’You’re always weird’ *shrug* yeah”
“Reevaluate your brand twat. Wow that went a bit far.”
Tripping on the plane story aka does a tree falling in a forest make a noise even if no one’s there to hear it
Phannies don’t deserve to hear him play True Love Waits because it’s ruining the comments
“’DAN SENT ME HEAR’ ‘CAN YOU IMAGINE IF DAN PLAYED THIS TO PHIL’ calm down okay” he chuckled and said he was joking afterwards but I’m not stop ruining the music comments I want to see Aunt Cindy discuss how beautiful the piano is I don’t care about xXDilHowlter4EvaXx’s headcanons thx
He’s still salty about the farfetch’d
Australia tour was cool and chill
“’Ffs Daniel I’m at the gym right now’. Get out you are not on brand.”
Beard picture appaz some people didn’t know it was a snapchat filter rip
“I don’t have snapchat or use it. Phil has it just to play with the filters.”
He doesn’t have one because there’s pressure to be entertaining and all that extra shit like having to actually do stuff to snapchat yk it’s a rough life
“’Just snapchat food’ He’s some cornflakes. Here’s Phil eating the cornflakes.”
He would really like the new AHS season to be aliens
“All I know is Evan Peters is ginger and that’s a great look to be honest.”
He wants to see Cursed Child if he can get tickets
“I mean you’d thought I could have some illuminati connections by now. I’ll try.”
Dan’s review of nail polish: quite therapeutic to put on but it smells really bad
“It felt like I was extending my personality into my nails”
He cleaned his laptop with nail polish remover wipes??? Please don’t even ask me about this okay I don’t fucking know I’m just writing the recap
Russian TABINOF nifty wifty
Someone had to translate his handwriting literally rip
Matte black nails could be a thing because he doesn’t know how he feels about the shiny
Avatar chat
“Marsupials are so fluffy You have no idea.”
Dan realizing he actually held a koala he got very emotional
Talked about #YouTubeisoverparty and how it was a lot of misunderstanding
Their pajama week was kind of a sick week
Hong Kong was cool but moist
He walked the farfetch’d route like 3 times the higher powers must hate him
“Frankie Ocean dropped an album”
“Shan’t be hipsters shall we”
Overall Dan adores the album and looks up to Frank Ocean a lot how cute
Sims will be the next gaming video and then Undertale probably
They’re going to work on quite a few videos this week hold onto your asses
Probs no more cooking and questions YouNow like ever rip
GGBO chat he got very enthusiastic about his
He made Phil play Witcher
Phil is king of the Impossible Quiz
He used “shook” deliberately just to upset us what a peach
Memeular phrases
“It’s funny, gender roles and style… Roles and rules they’re all meaningless.”
Phil’s panda wish came true now it’s Kanye’s turn
His Pokemon cosplay is ready to go and it will be in the next Pokemon video
TATINOF doc photos and promos and such soon
“You don’t have to get it. All these things are optional.” so you can stop writing essays about why you’re not buying dapgo thanks sm
TATINOF in other countries is a possibility but it’s difficult
Stand Up To Cancer (they’ll be more involved than last year appaz)
“Well that’s a lot of white people right there” about the SUTC promo (he did discuss it with them)
He showed us a wallaby and emu selfies
Some reasons to live: GoT new season, a flavor of cake you haven’t eaten, and something crazy is bound to happen at Dil’s wedding
Louise’s rebranding good for her let her do what makes her happy
AoT season 2 finally
His opinion on the Mandela Effect is: no shut up
FKA Twigs performance bless up
“Hope you’re good. Live life in the slow lane. Take time to step back. Ponder the picture before jumping into the pond.”
“Stay hydrated. Get your sleep.”
“I’ll see your next Tuesday you dirty bitches.”
(do I even need to apologize for this sarcasm idk i’m not gonna)
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